Hello, My name is Bergen, and I'm a porn addict.

....hahaha, okay, I thought it was funny. fuck you guys.

Ok, this is gonna be pretty damn short....again.....I'll write one later about the rest of my weekend, but this one if just about my night XD

So, I got back from Toni's and me and the Cabbi had a wonderful talk the whole way here (I fucking love cabbies, and I'll talk more about that in my next journal). So, I get here, Dalen leaves, and I settle down with the boys for a guys night.....stfu. So, I make pizza, break out a Zombie flick, and open the huge ass bottle of Champagne that's been sitting in my room for god knows how long STFU I'm not an alcoholic, it was a housewarming gift from my dad to my mum but they were having a tiff, and so she gave it to me and Dalen cus I think she thought it was drugged....

So, anyways, we ended up on the couch downstairs, Ayden perfectly fine and Damion shitting bricks at the movie. It was 'Diary of the Dead'. It's not great, but it's not bad. Dead people are fucking sexy ; D

haha, I kid. maybe.

....And don't worry, I didn't let the boys have more than a sip of alcohol. I'm an awesome mother like that. Besides, it was my booze, I wouldn't have shared if they were legal anyway. XD

-cough-

......Okay, so we finished that, and me and Damion remained curled up on the couch while Ayden headed back upstairs to watch TV. So, while me and Damion were spooning/cuddling and reading comics on deviantart, Dalen got back, and did something or other for awhile. When she came downstairs and got into mums bed (she has the biggest, comfiest bed, so Dayo usually chooses to sleep there when she's gone), I tried sending Damion off to his own room for sleep, because although I had told him I'd stay with him in mums bed, Dalen was already there and it's a tad hard to have everyone in one bed without someone starting to bitch. So she offered to let the boys sleep there with her and she had the most motherfucking epic rape face on ever when she said that that I nearly pissed myself laughing and dragged Damion upstairs (not that I could really say anything, what with me and Damion's gay ass cuddle fest a few minutes prior). So, I went over and found that she was fucking drunk because she had found the rest of the damn champagne (I only had like, a beer mug full, which was only a third of the damn bottle) so I was a little pissed at that but still in good enough of a mood to find it funny.

She then decided to share with me a story of how she had pissed outside before she came in because she didn't think that she was gonna make it, and how a car drove past when she was doing it .__. I fucking hate my family sometimes. It was funny as hell, but that's probably why the neighbours won't talk to us......-mumbles to self and facepalms- See, this is why Dalen should never be let out of the house, she's fucking insane even while she's sober.

On my way upstairs I nearly died laughing again because Ayden started yelling about finding Dalens shoe in his room.....it was a shoe that she was wearing today...and his room is nowhere near the door. WTF Dalen XD? Her other shoe was up where it should be though. I slowed down a moment to wonder at how smashed she must have been if she had gone to Aydens room to dispose of her runner.....

So, their all in mums bed because Dalen wants to cuddle (I'm honestly rethinking not sending the boys to their own beds XD), and I'm still up (hanging out upstairs) because I really....REALLY don't want to be the main cuddle target right now XD ...And I know that I will be...because Dalen loves me most and is very affectionate when drunk, and Damion is always hanging off me in one way or another (he loves me most too, Ayden....fuck knows what he's ever thinking).....It's just safer up here I suppose. XP

....Well, half of this is disturbing and the other half makes me sound like a bad sister. Hey, at least I'm still wearing pants -rolls eyes-. (that was supposed to be a joke btw). What the fuck ever though. If I was a little less out of it I probably wouldn't be posting it, but I think it's damn funny right now.

.....I am really starting to mourn the loss of the booze.

......And I'm craving chocolate covered beef jerkey. I have for days. It just sounds so good...but at the same time utterly disgusting. My taste buds are on crack.

Ciao dudes and dudettes

Talking about pissing and drinking isn't gonna get me banned from dev right....?